Tumblr is boring now.
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I didn’t realized how shit my dad is. He would rather spend $4000 on a watch than on a makeup course for me.
Thanks for being a complete fucking idiot.
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seriously why the fuck do you want to pay money for your vagina to look like a fucking 10 year old kids.
Love your vagina… Seriously.
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I just got told that I have the house by myself for my birthday.
I’m not sure if I’m happy or not.
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I just found Simpson, x men, star wars and band patches on eBay.
Oh they are so cute and they have no postage.